(Yes, actual dirt. And yes, it works.)
In 2018, everything changed. After surviving a stroke and undergoing a craniotomy in Kalispell, Montana (a beautiful place for your brain to get rewired), I began what would become a lifelong journey of healing, learning, and discovering just how little sleep hospital recliners offer.
Thankfully, I made a full recovery—but the experience flipped my perspective on health, resilience, and what “wellness” actually means. Spoiler: it’s not celery juice and Instagram mantras.
Somewhere along the recovery path—between brain scans and broccoli—my wife discovered fulvic and humic acids.
Naturally, we thought:
“Okay… ancient dirt molecules? Sounds weird. Let’s try it.”
We researched, tested, and worked them into our daily lives. The results were undeniable:
✨ More energy
✨ Clearer thinking
✨ A stronger immune system
✨ And a revived sense of ‘Hey, I actually feel like myself again!’
It was so effective, we didn’t just become believers—we built a whole company around it. And in 2023, Vitalité Humalite was born.
This Isn’t Just a Supplement—It’s a Comeback Story in a
Stick Pack
Vitalité Humalite is the result of years of research, recovery, and resilience—all powered by Humalite, one of the richest sources of fulvic and humic acids on Earth (straight from Alberta, Canada’s fancy geological pantry).
With over 90 essential ionic micronutrients, this supplement does more than detox—it nourishes. And unlike some “cleanses” that leave you curled up in a blanket rethinking your life, this one actually helps you feel better.
It comes in convenient, tasteless stick packs you can mix with your favorite drink—smoothie, tea, or that random green concoction you
pretend to enjoy. Our patented purification process keeps it clean, powerful, and wildly bioavailable—so your body actually uses what it’s given (what a concept, right?).
🌍 How It’s Sourced
Not backyard dirt. Not compost. Definitely not from a parking lot.
Vitalité Humalite is made from Humalite, a rare, naturally occurring substance found deep in the Earth’s layers in Alberta, Canada. It’s basically what happens when ancient plant matter, time, and pressure get together and make something magical (and way more healthy than dinosaurs turning into oil).
Unlike regular soil, Humalite is incredibly rich in fulvic and humic acids, packed with over 90 essential ionic micronutrients your body actually craves—but can’t get from modern food alone.
We extract it with care, then run it through our patented purification process to remove impurities and preserve the good stuff. The result? Clean, concentrated plant-based power with zero grit, zero sludge, and zero chance of finding a pebble in your smoothie. Just pour, mix, and let the ancient minerals do their thing.
🥤How to Use
No scooping. No guesswork. No blender explosions.
Each pouch of Vitalité Humalite comes with 30 perfectly portioned stick packs, so your detox doesn’t require a calculator or a ritual.
✅ Tear it.
✅ Pour it.
✅ Mix it with literally anything—water, coffee, tea, smoothies, soups, or that fancy adaptogenic latte you’re pretending you understand.
It’s tasteless, mess-free, and dissolves faster than your motivation during a juice cleanse. Take it once a day, every day, and let the ancient plant power quietly do its thing—while you get back to feeling like yourself again (but better).
🎯 Our Mission
To help you take charge of your health—without losing your sanity, your savings, or your taste buds.
At Vitalité, we’re here to unlock the full power of Humalite—a natural compound backed by science, rooted in tradition, and definitely not your average wellness buzzword.
Our mission is to make ancient, mineral-rich plant matter cool again—and to help real people feel better, one informed choice (and one stick pack) at a time.
We Believe:
✨ Healing should feel empowering—not like punishment
You don’t need to suffer through a seaweed cleanse or start meditating in a Himalayan cave to feel better. True transformation comes from nourishment, not restriction or regret.
🌿 Nature and science work better together
We love a good peer-reviewed study—but we also respect the 3,000 years of traditional medicine that knew humic substances were powerful before Wi-Fi existed.
🧠 Knowledge is the gateway to lasting wellness
When you understand what’s going on in your body, you stop guessing and start thriving. Wellness shouldn’t feel like a mystery novel—or a second job.
